There's an average -unpink- Elephant at the Zoo and that can be you

 Sometimes I feel like a big elephant. An elephant trying to reach for the stars. Stars that are even far away for an avarage elephant. What is an average elephant? As for me, an elephant  that can live in a zoo can be considered as an average elephant. Do the elephants have responsibilites? Well I would say so as living in a zoo can be pretty tough sometimes. First of all you have to wake up pretty early in the morning and act like an average animal during the day. What are the conditions?

Wake up and do not step on the zoo workers that are responsible for feeding you.

Do not get mad with the nice zoo worker that is trying to water you with the purposes of “cleanin” you.


 Do not get mad at the annoying flashes of annoying cameras.

Act like eating the weird outdated food that are thrown by children.

There's no such thing as a pink elephant so stop being jealous of the fame of a non-existing creature and what's so bad about being noticed?

Do not eat people even if you feel like it because elephants do not eat people.

Accept your body as the way it is. You are not fat you are just well structured and your ass will always be this big.

Try not to sit on your own shit because although it might make you seem like a proper elephant, you will not be cleaned till the next morning and shit makes your ass itch like crazy.

Trying to run away will never work. Elephants can only run fast in the cartoons and no it is not possible to escape the zoo without being noticed.

Dreaming of working at a circus is a stupid idealistic dream that will get you nowhere. Accept the fact that you will never be a circus elephant. Put that dream together with your other elephanthood dreams.

Be nice to people because at the end of the day you are just an average elephant and it's time to accept that the stars are far away even for you and will always be.